Oh my god. HAHA!
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Then they found the candidate in Steven McClaren, who's Sven's assistant manager during his reign in England. He's also the manager of the mid table regulars, Middlesbrough. He's not a bad manager, but was never a really good one. Who would've forgotten about him getting thrown a season ticket after losing a match against Aston Villa. If you wanna look at his managerial style, just have a look at Middlesbrough. Not having a dig at the midlanders, but they are extremely inconsistent. They can beat ManYoo 3-1, Chelsea 3-0 and yet lose to teams like Aston Villa and Birmingham. It's laughable and although he did a great job by leading them to the UEFA Cup finals, he made a mistake by naming an unfit Mark Schwarzer as his team crashed to a 4-0 defeat by Sevilla."John has all the attributes an international captain needs: leadership, authority, courage, ability, tactical awareness and a total refusal to accept second-best. He has been an inspiration for Chelsea and is at his best in adversity." McClaren on John Terry
But if we compare both men in terms of captaining their club, I would have to say Steven Gerrard is a finer captain, and fits the bill perfectly. Is there another player more dynamic, more influential, more imposing than Gerrard? I personally think there is not much players in modern day football that is in that Gerrard mould anymore. He's a more natural talented footballer rather than the technical player you see in Frank Lampard. He's the player that is able to grip the game by the neck, pull a rabbit out of a hat and does the spectacular.

'England fans are split over who should become the new captain of the national team, according to a poll by the BBC Sport website and Radio Five Live.
'John Terry gained 51% of the votes, with Steven Gerrard polling 46%.
'Gary Neville was third with 2%, Frank Lampard polled 1% and former skipper David Beckham gained one vote.'
'A drunken man who tried to rob a bank as a "joke" fell asleep while waiting on his money, a court has heard.
'At Glasgow Sheriff Court, Derek Burns, 47, admitted a breach of the peace at a branch of Lloyds TSB in Glasgow's south side on 4 November, last year.
'He had threatened workers with a can of deodorant in a bag portrayed as a weapon but when cash was refused he fell asleep, prompting staff laughter.
'Prosecutor Derek Buchanan said: "Burns produced a blue carrier bag and held it in such a way that something long and cylindrical could be seen.
'"He tried to push the bag through the counter tray. He said 'give us your money, give us your money'."
'Staff activated the panic alarm.
'The bank manager spoke with Burns and told him he was not getting any money.
'The court heard how Burns remained in the bank, sat down and fell asleep.'






Chelski boss Jose Mourinho fears his star-studded squad could suffer a disastrous start to the new season due to their World Cup exertions.
The Premiership champions have just returned to England after a pre-season tour of the USA but Mourinho believes his squad will require as many as seven games before they are able to match their domestic rivals.
Following the 1-0 defeat to the MLS All Stars on Saturday, Mourinho complained to The Sun: "After our first friendly match you can see we're still far behind and not ready for the new season.
"It's disturbing but that is the truth. We are paying for contributing more players to the World Cup.
"My players were heavy, slow and not sharp. I am disturbed but we have to work hard and play more friendlies. We will need up to seven more games to begin to find our range - it's that bad."
"Because we had so many players at the World Cup, we start at a disadvantage to every other club. Other people have had matches, but I have had just 12 days to prepare my players to compete against a team such as Arsenal, who have had many weeks."

Sinama-Pongolle on the other hand, I for one will be pretty sad to see him leave. He's not bad actually, mobile, fast and nimble. Before you think about the millions we're about to get from his sale, always bear in mind what he did in that match against Luton. Without him, we'll be mightily embarassed and without him, could we have even reached the FA Cup finals?
The French (I think he is a Malian) defender has travelled to London to begin talks and take a medical after Charlton agreed a fee with Liverpool for Traore.




