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So i came across this picture on Soccernet. During Chelsea's 0-0 draw with Birmingham, the ball was crossed into B'ham's penalty area and as Duff was about to strike, Drogba went for his own glory and unfortunately it wasn't for glory but to row Z of the stadium. This is what happened next.Duff:"OEI! Zuo mo ni jiang!!!"(Using Alina's Pickup line tm)
Drogba:"I missed the goal! So what?!"("I dived so what?"tm)

The above was my idea. What Lampard said was NOT my idea. Haha what i want Lampard to say actually was: "Don't be angry la , Duff, come come I give you a hug!"

Haha anyone of you have better things to say? Send it to comments or tagboard or msn or whatever la.

PS: THANKYOU RIVAND FOR DOING THE SPEECH BUBBLE AND WORDINGS.