Stinking Juve and Eboue's Post-match Comment

Juventus 0-0 Arsenal (Arsenal through, Agg: 2-1)

As I mentioned on my previous post, they wont make a comeback against Arse. How right am i actually? I think i'm 100% right. Because i think Juve are the team that is trying to play a 0-0 for the whole match and bore the living hell out of anyone bother watching (except Gooners of course). To tell you they're Italian champions makes you wonder how shit Italian league really is. They're slow to move the ball from back to front, they do nothing but lump long ball @ Trezeguet & Ibrahimovic..anyone of them la..since they're both so super big sized.

Then again what did they do when things are not going right again? Get someone sent off la. It's so Italian isn't it. Bunch of sad losers and can't accept the fact that they actually don't deserve anything out of the 2 legs and should bury their head in the soil.

So i would like to officially LAUGH AT JUVENTUS and once again they proved that Italian teams have got no character and substance. Below is a summary of their 'tactic' against Arsenal.

1) Midfielders should stick closely to the defenders and dont venture forward, because the defenders will lump 60-70 yards long ball to the 2 strikers, so there is actually not a need for the midfielders.

2) Although playing 2 strikers, 1 of them MUST stick out on the wing and get isolated. I dont mean 1 striker get isolated. i mean both.

3) Is Mutu playing??

4) Some players from Juve seemed to be playing their first ever football match. They DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHAT IS AN OFFSIDE TRAP and seemed to be caught every single time. Looking at the stats tells the story.

5) The striker that sticks out on the wing must ALWAYS attempt to dribble past at least 4 players.

6) Things not going your way? Get yourself sent off.

All in all, shit tactic. Or i should call it, the non-existent 'tactic'.

Emmanuel Eboue's Post-match Comment:

I think it was about 70th minute when i suddenly notice my shorts felt heavy. I reached into my right pocket and noticed there was a little Czech international footballer with long blonde hair in there! Bugger me for not noticing before, but he must have been in my pocket the whole game prior to that! I think he got sent off a few minutes later.

Haha i really don't know whether this is really what he said or not, but its kinda funny isn't it. Let's all laugh at PAVEL NEDVED !


Other Results:
Barcelona 2-0 Benfica (Ronaldinho, Eto'o)

Even Carra Backs Arse To Win CL!!

As an old Arsenal fan(back in the primary school days when we're all glory hunters and bandwagon jumper), i would wish L'Arse all the best for tonight's game and crush those bloody Italians! They've got no character so I wouldn't expect them to do TOO much in this match. Just hold on tight then ask Mr Speedy Henry to do the rest of the work, and you guys should be okay! It wont be easy, but i doubt they can do a comeback anyway. If i don't give enough support, maybe Liverpool vice captain's support is enough?

Carragher back Gunners to CL glory

CL Quater-finals 2nd Night:
Juventus vs Arsenal
Barcelona vs Benfica
(2.30am)

Drogballs OUT.

Worth The Wait....

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Haha! seeing this always cracks me up. Come on, he's your 40-50k per week player and he misses the ball like that!

Tales Of 2 Milans, Villar-real-ly Good, Riquelme Of A Dream

Wha wha, topic abit chm isn't it. Haha. Yea after last night's Champions League match, 2 semi finalists are born and they are AC Milan and......Villarreal..hear me right! Well, AC are alittle jammy as well. Out-played by Lyon for around 80+ minutes then the very Houllier-esque self destruction at the end, so went on to lose...3-1. Inzaghi with a double and then Lyon gifted Shevchenko a free goal, rounded coupet and then into an almost empty net.

But the story of the night would have to be Villarreal's fairytale story of reaching the semifinals of Europe's elite club competition. The fact that the stadium can hold more than the village itself speaks of the club's achievment and why we all should look forward to clubs like this rather than the London club whom have unlimited millions to spend. The absolutely crushed Inter, limiting them to only 9 shots and having 23 themselves. Of all the players, i must say i'm very impressed by Villarreal's playmaker, Juan Riquelme. His free-kicks, passing and his vision is quite special and unlucky not to get 1 for himself...from the right wing!

Results:
AC Milan 3-1 Lyon (Agg: 3-1 Milan through)
Villarreal 1-0 Inter (Agg: 2-2 Villarreal through)

alright more updates coming!

Can ManYoo Really Catch Chelski? Hmm..

Alright so after this weekends results, suddenly the Premiership looks far more open than it seemed. Chelsea, 18 points clear at the start of March, is now only 7 points above ManYoo. Will ManYoo really go on and do it? I'll do a little analysis since erm, im quite free and nothing betterto do actually haha.

Chelsea: 79 pts

Run-in: Prediction:
vs West Ham (Home) Win 2-0
vs Bolton (Away) Win 2-1
vs Everton (Home) Win 1-0
vs Man U (Home) Draw 1-1
vs Blackburn (Away) Draw 1-1
vs Newcastle (Away) Win 2-0

Total: 93pts Goal Diff: +47

Man Utd: 72 pts

Run-in: Prediction:
vs Arsenal (Home) Draw 1-1
vs Sunderland (Home) Win 3-0
vs Tottenham (Away) Win 3-1
vs Middlesbrough (Home) Win 2-0
vs Chelsea (Away) Draw 1-1
vs Charlton (Home) Win 3-1

Total: 86pts Goal Diff: +43

So, conclusion is that the champion will still be back into the hands of Chelsea, sadly. Of course this is just my prediction and all the prediction are based on current form, which of course shouldn't be used in 'predicting' scores as you know football is round and you never know maybe John Terry gets injured and Chelsea's form dip or Fletcher doing his backward header and scoring in all the remaining games. Watch this space.

In Other News.....

- Good News Gunners!
Juve's Allesandro Del Piero has beened ruled out of the CL Quater Final match. So you guys have 1 less worry. Fabregas and Eboue is passed fit as well.

- Liverpool Summer Clear-out
Red alert to people like Cisse, Le Tallec and Traore. Ruthless Benitez is about to send this people packing as he continue on his Rafa-lution.

Just a lil'bit......of update

Ergh. The weather this few weeks have been pretty erratic. Its so sunny in the morning, then the sky turns so dark in the afternoon. I think it has been raining in the afternoon for a few days consecutively eh? Spoils mood. Tsk, anyway 6G gathering again this friday evening. Should be the last time we'll see Henry and Jialong before they go.........for their NS la.

Footie Update:

- Mansion withdrew a world record 70million pound($200mil) 4 years sponsorship deal, claiming United 'double-dealed' with another company

- Beckham has Obssesive Compulsive Disorder!

More updates tonight! Cya.

Weekend Premiership Round-up

Winners & Losers of the Week

WINNERS
ManYoo
Catching up...catching up...If only they started the chase earlier. Good win at Bolton, their 8th successive win. Not too bad. Should be proud of themselves again.

Xabi Alonso
Another wonderful performance from the man in the middle. Stevie G's boots might be a little big to fill, but he did it wonderfully again this week. Last week his performance was one of the best in Liverpool shirt and this week's performance isn't too shabby(xabi) either. His delicious SEVENTY YARDS through pass from just outside 'Pool's penalty box found Cisse and all that donkey needs to do is to round the keeper and ball in the net. He had his hands(and legs) on the first goal as well, wonderful through ball to Cisse, whom crosses the ball and Fowler sticks it in.

Portsmouth
Everyone thought they're going down. But 3 successive wins make us think again. Will Harry Redknapp pull off another miracle? My bet would be on them. Because West Brom has been pretty lucky last season. They won't be lucky again 2nd time round.

Arsenal & Terry Henry They won. Tottenham lost. Suddenly their season is back on track again. Not as if its the best, but its the best they could do now. Credits to them for thrashing the Villa 5-0 and Robin Van Persie...WHAT A RAPIST! World-class goal!

LOSERS

Chelsea
Not that I don't like them so i put them in here. But drawing with Birmingham away is not very good isn't it? Not to take any credits away from the Brummies but, their performance was woeful at best. Is this all money could buy you seriously? Not even a bit of entertainment value. You guys should be ashamed.

Everton
How can you be on the winners side hen you draw 2-2 with Sunderland at home? ha ha ha best side in Liverpool my arse!

Jermain Jenas
Provided me and many others, the laugh of the season. Had me laughing till i had a little stomach cramp actually. Anyway wanna know why? Continue reading....

MOVE OF THE WEEK: JERMAIN JENAS















Yes, this had me laughing like a madman. He was through on goal. 1-on-1 with keeper. First touch was good, then he found himself infront of an open goal. Now, he had 2 options.

a) tap the ball into an empty net. 2-3 Tottenham,
b) square the ball to Robbie Keane, who is to his right, unmarked too.

he chose option c) hit the ball into the side netting. IF there's an IF in this world, just what IF he scored that goal. Would it spark a Tottenham comeback? Only HE knows best.

Thanks to Football365 for that brilliant paint job ha ha ha. Until then, BYEBYE!

Caption Comp #1

So i came across this picture on Soccernet. During Chelsea's 0-0 draw with Birmingham, the ball was crossed into B'ham's penalty area and as Duff was about to strike, Drogba went for his own glory and unfortunately it wasn't for glory but to row Z of the stadium. This is what happened next.Duff:"OEI! Zuo mo ni jiang!!!"(Using Alina's Pickup line tm)
Drogba:"I missed the goal! So what?!"("I dived so what?"tm)

The above was my idea. What Lampard said was NOT my idea. Haha what i want Lampard to say actually was: "Don't be angry la , Duff, come come I give you a hug!"

Haha anyone of you have better things to say? Send it to comments or tagboard or msn or whatever la.

PS: THANKYOU RIVAND FOR DOING THE SPEECH BUBBLE AND WORDINGS.

Chelski Falters, ManYoo Advances, 'Pool Kept Pace

Wow so, suddenly the Premiership title blew open last night when the reigning Champions Chelsea were held at Birmingham with a goal-less draw (would that mean Liverpool would beat Chelsea 7-0?), whereas ManYoo charges in with a fantastic 2-1 win over Bolton. This means that the points gap has now been down to 7 with 6 more games to go and Chelsea still needing to play ManYoo, it seemed that the match would be more important that it seemed. While the top two races forward, Liverpool kept pace as well as they beat a lacklustre West Brom 2-0 with goals from Fowler and Cisse.That means Liverpool need just two more wins to secure at least the 3rd spot and now they're 12 points ahead of Tottenham who's 4th. A Premiership round-up to be done tomorrow!

All Results:
English League:
Birmingham 0 Chelsea 0
Arsenal 5 Aston Villa 0
Bolton 1 ManYoo 2
Everton 2 Sunderland 2 (HA HA HA HA)
Fulham 1 Portsmouth 3
Newcastle 3 Tottenham 1
West Brom 0 LIVERPOOL 2

Spanish League:
Barcelona 1 Real Madrid 1

The New Adidas Kit Next Season

Ah, so once again Liverpool worked together with Adidas. Ironically the last time we won the English League was back when we were wearing those Adidas shirt and once we changed to Reebok, it seems all downhill from there. Uh is this a sign? Uhm shan't speculate further. Looking forward to it already though!