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Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been told by manager Sir Alex Ferguson to bury the hatchet with Cristiano Ronaldo.
The Sun says the pair were urged yesterday to privately settle the row sparked on Saturday when Portuguese winger Ronaldo appeared to beg the ref to send Rooney off during England's World Cup quarter-final defeat.
Fergie: OI, WAYNE. Go apologise to the prancing Portugeezer!
Rooney: Yes, Gaffer...
Rooney: AYE RONNIE, apologise to me! I don't care!
Cronaldo: NOs NOs! NOTz NOW!
Rooney: GRRR....(takes out a gun)
Cronaldo: Okay, okay! For the good of all mankind!
then.....10 minutes later...
Rooney: AH,GOOD BOY, all is forgiven.
Cronaldo: =\ (just don't split me into two....)
Behind the scenes in Carrington, Manchester. Out in cinemas, October 2006.
Fergie's name in Red because of his face.
Rooney's name in green because he's Shrek.
Ronaldo's name in pink because.......