Cyber-Sex Gone Totally Wrong, Funny In Fact!

Here's a long list of this jackass trying to say really stupid things during cyber-sex. HAHA quite funny actually.

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Update About My Life(In Case People Complain Again)

Hi, okay this few days have been pretty football-y over here so alot of ahem, girls, say i must write more about myself. Grr. Okay actually yesterday went out with my primary school friends again and it was pretty fun i guess. Met up in the KBox at Paradiz and i was there for a mini Wang Lee Hom concert. HAHA. ya you know i'm simply not in touch with all the chinese songs and will get kinda emotional listening to those really depressing ones, so i paid 25 bucks to sit there and sip my drinks away for arnd..5hours! haha i simply didn't do any singing at all as you know..i dont sing.

After the singing marathon, we went down to that food centre beside Meridian for supper. Talked for around 2-3hrs? From pai-kias to army torture technique. Everything under the moon actually. Afterwhich we dont feel like sitting down anymore so..we actually wanted to walk to a cemetry near SJI but you know, gave up halfway! Ended up sitting inside the MRT stations talking rubbish again, waiting for bus to come.Reached home at around 7 and...took me quite awhile before i fell asleep. Alright hope to see you guys again soon! See what our organiser Alina got up her sleeves.

Footie Jokes!
Most of this are found either in the liverpoolfc.tv or football365.com forums.

-After Liverpool's 7-0 thrashing of Birmingham City, their manager, Steve Bruce was sleeping and the next morning his wife shouted at him "Stevie! It's 8!!". Bruce shouted back"GOD!, THEY SCORED AGAIN?"

-Philip and Gary Neville brought their dog into a bar one day. Then a men walked into the bar, lifted the dog's tail and look at its arse, and then walked off. They're puzzled at what he's doing but continue drinking. 5 minutes later, the same man did the same thing again. So Gary was pretty pissed as usual asked the men "what on earth are you doing to our dog?"."The bouncer outside told me" the man said," that there is a dog with 2 as*holes inside the bar".

-Newspaper reports that Marseille will not bid Newcastle's Jean-Alain Boumsong for anything above 3 million. That would represent a 5million loss for Newcastle. We say...3 million loss for Marseille then!

Update on the Liverpool lads

So what are Red's millionaire doing other than chasing the ball on a green pitch with 21 other individuals? Here are some of the things i've found.

Xabi Alonso:



I know, girls. I see your saliva dripping! This Ben McKenzie lookalike actually has a blog! It's damn rare a footballer is willing to write about their life etc. So.. HERE'S THE LINK







Djibril Cisse:













Mr. See-say is starting his clothing line. I think its Klubb Nine or something like that, la. If only he spend more time PRACTICING shooting rather than making himself looking like some weird alien from outer space. Oh anyway from the left: Peter (trying to look cool, but still look like Timmy) Crouch-inho, Stevie (I'll back-pass for Henry to score) Gerrard, Djib (I-miss-from-2-yards-out) Cisse and...the botak model is actually Pascal Zinedine Cygan in disguise!





6Gee outing tonight! Update will come soon! Au Revoir.

Hooray! Chelsea's Spending Their Money Again!

Shevchenko agrees Chelsea deal. Ballack to follow suit

Ooo! what a wonderful news to start off your day! So according to various English newspaper, Chelsea have already agreed a deal to bring in Andriy Shevchenko and the contract will net him 110K POUNDS PER WEEK and that is equivalent of..310K SING DOLLARS PER WEEK. So Chelsea, as usual splashing money here and there..claiming they will be self-sustainable in 3-5 years time...they must have hired some real lousy accountant. Not to forget Michael Ballack is joining them next season too! Oh how exciting. We might as well all take a break from football next season. Click here for more. (PS: Rivand! Time for you to support Chelsea alrdy! hahahaha)

Champions League Watch: 2nd Night
Inter 2 Villarreal 1
Lyon 0 AC Milan 0

Quote of the Week

"Sometimes I dive, sometimes I stand up..No! no, no I don't dive!"
Surprise surprise...Didier Drogba

Somebody Made Singapore Famous on Football365 again!
So this guy from SG sent a 'joke' to Football365 and you know..its so..not funny and this will cement SG as the most 'unhumorous' bunch of people on earth. The joke is...

Why is Chelsea like a submarine?
-All hands on deck, DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

we know what you're trying to say but..try harder.

haha until next time..tata!

Champions League Watch: 1st Night

Fab-ulous Fabregas Cripples 'Old Lady'
Arsenal 2 (Fabregas 40min, Henry 70min)

Juventus 0 (Sent off: Camoronesi, Zebina)

Ahh..so Juventus yet again fell at the hands of an English foe at the quater final stage. Remember last season when they met Liverpool and the first leg was something like what happened last night. Juvetus came, couldn't cope with the speed and tenacity of the game, and self destructed. So a certain Paddy Vieira returns to his spiritual home and his job is to exorcist the ghost. But failed spectacularly of course. He, can go on and clean Fabregas boots. He's outclassed and outpassed by this 19 year old Spaniard(who looked distinctly like Cristiano Ronaldo), and outackled by....Pires..yeah hear me right! Haha anyway as usual Fabregas stepped up his game and should, in my opinion, win the Man of the Match award. fair play to this kid, he looked so calm and composed on the field, especially his well taken goal. His vision and his passing is class and we should keep a close eye on him. He and Xabi Alonso will surely be Spain's first choice central midfield pairing for years and years to come.

Juventus on the other hand...what on earth are you guys doing? Might as well ask your mam or your grandmother to play for you, and they might even play with more commitment and interest than you lot. I don't even think they manage to threaten the Arse defence all night and Toure was as assured as ever. And Mutu....was in the pocket of Eboue the entire night. Ah tough 2nd leg i can say for both team depending on how you see this. So Juve will be without 3 players for the 2nd leg namely Camoronesi, Vieira and Zebina. Nedved and Del Piero might set for a return..but i really fancy Arsenal for the 2nd leg. All they need to do, sit back, keep tight and hit them on the break using the pace of Henry and the cheat diving of Reyes. Ah but don't expect an easy game, L'Arse...i know what it is like to watch your team play against Juve at Turin. Bit your fingers, and pray real hard. It's only half time guys.

Other Result

SL Benfica 0-0 FC Barcelona
(Ed: How on earth didn't Barcá take at least a 4-0 lead?)

Other Football News

-Liverpool's board confirm takeover talk
-Joseph Yobo of Everton named to replace Campbell @ Arsenal
-Beckham backs Eriksson for Real Madrid hotseat

Tonight's Fixtures (2.30am)
Inter Milan vs Villarreal
Lyon vs AC Milan

I'll post again if I see anything real stupid, funny or any latest footie news!

If Busted Did England's World Cup Song.........

So for monthes now, the English FA was searching for a band or singer to write a song for their upcoming World Cup '06 campaign. We know yesterday that Embrace is the band selected for the job. But for monthes, there were speculation of who might be the one selected. One of the speculated band? BUSTED. so..as usual football365 posted this...

(in the tune of 'What I Go To School For')

Thats why i go to football
even though England win eff-all
you can all call me crazy
i know that Rio's lazy

thats why i go to football
even though its really boring
there's Rooney with his whoring
and Sven's the one thats always scoring

thats why i support England
even though Owen is so bland
and David James is lurking
please god keep him from working...

brilliant.

25 Worst Movie Sequels

Worst Move Sequels

Power Of Prayer...Football...Yada Yada....

Special 'Report'

-Muslim-turn-Christian Afghan Whose Head Was Nearly Used For Footballing Purpose Released
Few days back there were news of this very bold man from Afghanistan that turned away from Islam and convert to Christianity. Some of you might know that Afghanistan is not a very open country and everyone's supposed to be either Muslim or Buddhist. So after he was known to have converted, everyone was after his head. Muslim clerics demanding his head to be a football for the Afghans and so he was sent to the jail. Was in church on Sunday and the pastor led us into a prayer for this poor man and guess what, he was released today and have since vanished. So as usual..Muslim clerics going to the streets still demanding his head to be cut down for their football game and shouting their oh-so-typical 'Death to Christians!' slogans. Ah well our Ms. Universe must be crying their heart out for world peace while some small packs of 'extremists' are ruining it.

Footie News!

So tonight's the Champions League quater-finals! Although the Reds are no longer in the competition(boo-hoo), but the few matches will prove to be a true footballing spectacle for neutrals and nail-biting experience for fans of the teams that are still in contention. Will Vieira destroy Arsenal's dream or will L'Arse do a Liverpool and go on to win Juve and then to gay Paris? We'll wait and see!

Wed 29/3
Arsenal vs Juventus
Benficaa vs Barcelona
Thur 30/3
Inter vs Villareal
Lyon vs AC Milan

Transfer Talks
-MOURINHO TO LEAVE CHELSKI FOR INTER THIS SUMMER. (Very Possible)
-Liverpool told 10mil pound for Santiago Solari.
-Arsenal signals out to Ibrahimovic & Gallas.
-Sven Eriksson to Real Madrid after end of his Ingerland reign.
-(Updated!)Drogba to leave Chelsea after fans booed him during the 2-0 win over Man City in which he scored both goals and won the man of the match award.

Footballers + Nicknames = Funny Photoshopped Pictures!

Drog-Bahhhhh!

Jens 'Lemon' Lehmann

and last but not least............

Interviewer: Why the long face Ruud?
Ruud: Because i'm a donkey!
Hahaha!

Drogballs OUT. Have a nice day guys!

Specially Dedicated To You 6Gees

Yes as promised that I'll post the pictures here. Took me awhile to upload it but its worth the trouble! I think i only appeared once or twice in those photos but whatever, You guys 'deserved' this space below!

the Chelsea 'fan club'. haha just kidding.

what are girls this age doing at the playground? (PS: Alina please show your beautiful teeth and braces!)

playing with fire. tsk tsk!tell you what. this pic is creepy. looks like 2 shadows behind them! but again..don't think too much la!Swing Swing Swing! Amelia, Leung Teng, Stephanie, Kenneth & Shixing.
Lampost alone is not enough. They need a hunk! Amelia, Shixing, Eddy, Steph and GraceAltogether now!

There are more actually, but quite lazy la okay so never the mind. So outing this Firday evening eh. See ya guys! Its gonna be fun.

Random Stuff That Happened
Haha.. as i said JAYNE YONG, your name will be here. So yesterday i asked her to post under the 'comments'. Actually all you need to do is type in your name, and what you wanna say and clicky..its done. But she asked me..."what's your username and password. i need to log in to your account then i can comment." Oh dear.



i'll get my coat and TAXI.

More to come tonight!

Today's Football Headlines (27/03/06)

- Spanish Tycoon Villalonga circles Liverpool
Who's Villalonga, you'd ask. He's a spanish multi-millionaire who's interested in investing his wealth on Liverpool. As some of you might know, Liverpool are currently searching for investors. I think we should really consider this deal as we're currently still stucked on planning the new Anfield and also, Rafa sounded out that he needs more bucks to make Pool the driving force of English football again.

- Stelios would do anything for Anfield move
This guy, Stelios Giannakopoulos would like to move to Liverpool. The thing is he was link with us just last summer, but the deal broke down. Therefore he signed a 3 year contract with Bolton. I..don't think he's gonna make much difference. But if we could get him on a cheap..why not?

-Owen should be able to make it to WC
No..not like he's injured until he cant make it to the toilet(water closet), but he promised that he's gonna make it to World Cup '06. So he's gonna make all those who think that Ingerland's gonna win the WC dream again. Close your eyes guys...then dream...

-Poor Old Van Horseface
Ruud Van Nistelrooy, dropped yet again against what..Birmingham? Used to hate him quite abit. But now..why not come Liverpool and make some impact? We could exchange Cisse for him if you want! HA HA

WEEKEND'S WINNERS & LOSERS
Winners:

-ManYoo
I am a Pool fan. But give credits to where it is due. They are the on-form team now and they're closest to catching Chelski. But still, find someone to fill Keano's boots, please.

-Liverpool (esp. Xabi ALonso, Sissoko & Luis Garcia)
Yeh..i know i'm a Pool fan therefore im wearing my red-tinted glass. But come on, playing with 10 men for 70 minutes against your most bitter rival and winning it 3-1 is a fantastic result. By the way thanks to a certain Philip Neville for his fantastic goal...for us of course!

-Blackburn & West Ham
They're not the most 'classy' clubs in the premiership certainly. One's used to be a club of thugs and the other is just a family club that was promoted just this season. But their run this season is simply amazing and they should really be proud of themselves!

Losers:
-Chelski & Drogba
You guys just have to do something to make everyone hate you isn't it. And ironically the CEO Peter 'Once a Red, Always a Red' Kenyon said they need love from us. By continuing to be such a classless thugs and cheats, you could dream about us loving you guys. And to Drogba..read my previous post.

-Referees (Phil Dowd & Rob Styles)
The refereeing standard of the premiership seemed to dip down to a new low level especially during this week. Firstly Mr Dowd taking 'control' of the Merseyside derby. Handling out yellowcards like a changing clothes, a total of 10 yellowcards were out of his pockets that day. and 2 red cards. That was a big match and you dont go around waving cards as you like. It seriously screwed the game up and..ah whatever. Rob Styles? Self-important, petty and an obnoxious idiot. Real life or in Football Manager!

Move Of The Week: Steven Gerrard














'Gerrard was booked for kicking the ball away after the ref awarded Everton a freekick'

'A minute later, he was sent off after his lunging tackle on Kilbane which he missed the ball and took the player. Dowd showed him his second yellow and he left the pitch, a red'

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i can seriously tell you this is one of the best artificial intelligence ive played against..haha maybe im just not too bright! But anyway have a try..its fun!