Merry Good Friday!

Thank You for sending Your son to die for our sins and torned te veil into two, taking away the seperation between God and us. Amen.

Congrats Young Reds!
Haha. So the Liverpool U21 squad made it to the FA Youth Cup finals and took a commanding 3-0 lead for the first leg of the finals. Kinda proud of them even though they are not directly the Liverpool we support, but some of these players might end up the first team players in a few years time. Paul Anderson, Jack Hobbs, Godwin and Adam Hammil are players you need to watch and might even make it into the first XI by next year. So good luck Young Reds, bring the cup back home!

And the day goes....
Went to church earlier than normal today because dad's the usher today. The service was surprisingly long. Urgh...Went for lunch with dad before going down to AMK macs to accompany Chicken Rice Queen, Alina to study. tsk tsk. talk abit of rot before getting serious..then suddenly it was 4hrs+ alrdy. Then her friend came to find her(crap i forgot her name!) and we went to the chicken rice stall outside my old house for dinner. ya then made our way back to thomson because i needa get some stuff while she's nice enough to go with me. haha guess what...we walked back from thomson to the casuarina area..seems a long trip but so much rubbish to talk about made it not very long as it seems! sometimes we city-dwellers really need to slower down the pace of our life, take a walk around instead of the easier and faster way out..like take bus. Ah love it. Okay end here. im dead tired. i'll see if there's anything interesting to be posted on later. so au revoir.

Just A Little More For You.....

If you're having dinner, please don't read the following!

A 20 stone (around 127kg) woman who refused to leave her sofa for four months.

Lorraine Robins 'died of a heart attack brought on by her obesity and immobility' having spent a third of a year on the sofa - refusing to even get up to go to the toilet.

Over those four months, she grew 'talon-like' fingernails, facial hair and her flesh rotted. An inquest into her death was told that 'when paramedics arrived they could not separate the sofa cushions from Lorraine's flesh'. As the stench increased her family were forced to eat meals in other rooms.

Thank God, the World Cup is only 4 weeks long!

Chelsea At It Again, Bellamy & Mexes To Pool?

Ibrahim-alacadebra-ovic To Chelsea....If They Meet His £5 million-a-year Wage Demands

So one of the most over-rated striker is asking THAT much money. But i dont think there's too much problem for Chelsea, isn't it? They can afford the wage of every single footballer in the Premiership already. Meanwhile.......

Chelsea to offer £50M for Real Madrid's Raul

HAHAHA. GO ON! BID HIM!!

Ian Rush Backs Pool To Bid For Bellamy

Fellow Welsh recommends their fellow Welsh. I actually don't think Rafa would like him at the club due to his attitude problem and some of his off-field problem. But don't mistake me, he's actually not that bad. But Liverpool class....hmmm..BETTER THAN PETER CROUCHINHO. And meanwhile....

Agents Says Liverpool The Front Runner For Mexes

Yes, i know. Legend in the Championship Manager world. But do we really need that many defenders? Suddenly we have Hyypia, Carra and Agger. Then we'll be having the Argie Paletta in the summer. But I definetely won't mind him if he really joins us. Anyway legend in Championship Manager doesn't mean legend in real life. See Jean-Alain Boumsong.

Tomorrow would be GOOD FRIDAY! Will be down in church real early. More updates tomorrow i guess, kinda lazy today. Good Night and Happy Good Friday Eve.

PFA Player Of The Year, Raul To Liverpool? And More....

PFA Player Of The Year Nominess:
So 3 out of the 6 nominess are from Chelsea. Surprised? Of course not..even though the league is bought...I would give my take on each players and their chances of winning.

1. Joey Cole (Chelsea) - I personally thinks he performs much better than Lampard for most of the season. So he deserved it more than fat Frank. He's lively and did perform exceptionally well in a few games. But I don't think he did anything too spectacular to win the award. Around 65% chance.

2. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) - You don't take this man out of any awards do you. He's ever-present for Liverpool (except that moment of folly against Everton) andis currently the top scorer for Pool. His drive, strength and influence are there for everyone to see. Wouldn't be surprised if he wins it. 80% chance.

3. Theirry Henry (Arsenal) - Oo. You're talking about one of the finest striker in the world currently. He scores so many goals that you probably lost count, and sometimes awe people with his skills and many wonder whether he's human or not! But sometimes he's a big-game bottler and disappear when the team needs him the most. 85% chance.

4. Frank Lampard (Chelsea) - He started out all guns blazing. Then for most of 2006, he usually disappear for most of the match and the thing he's famous for, scoring goals, were nowhere to be seen for quite awhile. He can drift in and out of the match. Not influencial enough, and did not make a great impact other than scoring lotsa goals at the beginning of the season. The only reason why he should win the award is those PFA people to only look at the player's reputation instead of their performance. 60% chance.





5. Wayne Rooney (ManYoo) - Your 20 year old wonderkid whom is not very nice of a person, but insanely talented. Although he didn't score too many goals ala Henry or Van Horsey, you can't doubt his ability and commitment. Tracks back to cover for defence as well as setting up goals, I think he's my pick. 90% chance.

6. John Terry (Chelsea) - First of the 2 English pillars of Chelsea. The skipper of the Blues had a pretty decent season, consistant as a defender (and a goalkeeper as well). Had a few inspiring performance, but does he really deserve it more than Jamie Carragher? 65% chance.

- Raul To Liverpool?? NOOO......
Apparently, a few British tabloids reported that Rafa the Gaffer is about to approach Real Galacticos for Raul, on a free! My dear lord, he may have been the European top scorer at a pretty young age, I personally thinks he's one of the most overated strikers EVER. How is he rated so good? Only the Spanish knows.

- Stadium Go-Ahead
The Liverpool city council have approved the plans of the new stadium for Liverpool @ Stanley Park. But the rising cost of the stadium might proved to be the stumbling block as Pool is still considering the offers for investment.

Until tml, good nightey!

Look How Rich Footballers Are...And Some Updates..

Premiership Footballers Paid Average Of £676,000 per year($2mil)

So, these people who go around kicking a ball together with 21 others earn THAT much. And that represents a rise of 65% since year of 2000 when it was only £409,000 per year back then. tsk tsk..seemed so easy to earn money when you're talented.

A Little Update of Me....
This few day have been pretty okay i guess! Went to TP for dinner on Sunday..then over to my house for football..after weekiat's work he came over and watched ManYoo vs Arse along with yuling and rivand. stayed up until around 3am before rivand walks home while weekiat and yuling slept over at my house...cos its more convenient going to their school from my house. Erm this afternoon went lunching munching with Alina at Thomson area. She craves for chicken rice..so went to the very hongkong style chicky rice stall. Then surprisingly she say she still hungry! So went prata with her at the now bigger and cooler prata house! She ate a little while im sipping away listening to her troubles eh. Coincidentally saw Clairence and then Cheryl there. sat for quite awhile i think..1 1/2 hrs??Uhm nothing else la.

I'll end here! tata. more to come tomorrow!

Betting Tips for Wayne RoooOooney!

So this talented young lad, aged 21...has debt of 700k already! Below are a few tips for him to recoup some of the money!

* If you sign a note to a prostitute 'To Charlotte I shagged u on 28 Dec loads of love Wayne Rooney', she will go to the newspapers.

* Colleen McLoughlin(his wife) will be in at least one newspaper this week carrying a shopping bag. But probably three or four.

* At least one woman will allege they have had sex with you at some point during the World Cup. It matters not whether this is actually true.

* You will have at least one 'injury scare' that 'leaves the nation praying for a miracle' before the kick-off of the World Cup. There may be prayer mats involved.

* Sven will start you in every game in Germany with any injury less severe than total amputation of the right leg.

* Rio Ferdinand will jump on your back if you score a goal.

* You will not write a single word of the five volumes in your multi-million pound book deal.

* A foreign ref will understand enough words in the sentence 'What the f***ing f*** was that, you f***ing c***?' to issue a booking.

* The headlines 'Over The Roon', 'Wayne's World' and 'Coming To Get Roo' will be used a minimum of five times during the World Cup.

* Sir Alex Ferguson will ask you to retire from international football the day after the tournament.

haha. kinda funny...updates tomorrow! Back to playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!

What Is Wenger Thinking? Happy Birthday Gift For Prowler Fowler

Manchester Utd 2-0 Arsenal (Rooney, Park Ji-Sung)

So what did Mr Wenger do when he faces one of the toughest opposition and bitter rivals. Drop Theirry Henry. Yes baffled? Absolutely. What are you thinking Mr Wenger? A half-fit Henry is surely better than a Adebayorbaboony? Really surprised when i saw the team sheet and straight away i know Wenger has give up even playing against the in-form ManYoo. But don't take credits away from ManYoo, they played quite well for almost the entire match, and deserved to win. So ManYoo's still in the title race(kinda) while Chelsea proved what 400million can do by thrashing West Ham 4-1.

Liverpool 1-0 Bolton 'Ruggers' (Fowler)

A birthday gift for birthday boy! Robbie Fowler, the god of Anfield scored on his 31st birthday as Liverpool their 5th win in a row. Crouchinho juggled the ball in the box before laying it off for Fowler, as he uses his lethal left foot to lash in from outside the area. Not bad of a result as Bolton were on a 3 game losing streak and they came to Anfield with an intent to stop the rot and defended really well throughout thewhole match. Stelios and Davies had chances to put Bolton ahead but spurned their chances. It was a really tight game and Liverpool can't play up to their standard. But a good win, and we crossed the 70 points mark. Only the 2nd time in a decade. Surprise surprise!

More updates tonight!

I'm More Concerned About Maureenio's Arrogance Than The Bird Flu

He's at it again! So he said he's more concerned about the Bird Flu then ManYoo's late title charge. Fair enough, but what do you think would he say if ManYoo *really* overtake them at the 11th hour and crown Champions? surely the media's gonna dig out all of his quotes and laugh at him. And I'm bloody damn sure I would too. Cheers!



Update about...me..whatever
Went steamboating with the 6Gs yesterday as it was the last night for the NS boys! Justin, Daryl, Tingyew, Eddy, Weiquan, Jialong, Shixing, Jane and Henry was there. Had quite a good time. Ate alot..watched em played bowling..walking up and down the street trying to find a place to play pool. tsk but in the end can't find la. So have to resort to going home early. Ah all the best for Henry and Jialong and have *fun* in NS! Our turn next year i presume..urgh.

Until then..Cya!

So You Think....

So ManYoo just signed a 50 odd million deal for 4 years with American giant AIG eh? They're smelling more and more like yanks. But what u heard is an April Fool's joke. they didn't sign with AIG. On actual fact, they signed with.....

















Ali G!













haha, just kidding! It's photoshopped so don't worry! CHEERS

Have A Laugh, Mates!

---How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - One to change the bulb and the other four to sing about how good the old one was.


---How many Iranians does it take to change a lightbulb?
30, one do change the bulb and 29 to hold the building hostage


---It's the beginning of the 1999 Treble season, and Arsenal won the double the previous year. So Alex Ferguson decides he needs to get some managerial tips from Arsene Wenger, and goes over to Highbury.
Fergie asks Wenger how his players did so well the previous season. Arsene, being a good sport, says, "Well, in addition to the skills and endurance training, I make sure I keep my players' minds in shape."

He then calls over Dennis Bergkamp to give Fergie an illustration. "Dennis, here's this week's enigma: it's your father's son, but not your brother. Who is it?"

"That's easy, it's me," Dennis answers immediately.

Fergie is shell-shocked. Sharpening footballers' minds! He is so excited with this newfangled continental method that he goes back to Trafford determined to implement this idea on his lads.

So at training the next day, Fergie calls Beckham over: "Davey, what do you think of this question: it's your father's son, but not your brother. Who is it?"

Becks is caught off balance, and rather than appear stupid asks for an hour to come up with the answer. During a break in fitness drills, he sidles up to Andy Cole and whispers, "Hey Andy, it's your father's son, but not your brother. Who is it?"

"Haha Dave, it's me of course. You should have known that!"

Becks is ecstatic that he's got the answer. He runs over to Fergie and says, "Gaffer, that enigmer you asked me before? The answer's Andy Cole!"

"No you thick f*cking moron!" roars Fergie, "The f*cking answer's f*cking Dennis Bergkamp!"



---Why do all Chinese people live in North West London?
Cos when they get into a cab at the airport they say "Harrow taxi drive!" (Harrow's a place in London)


---An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.

He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta da broom, an' you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."

Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, ye did lad, but I counna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I counna fin' him."

The foreman is really angry now, and storms off toward the pile of sand, looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...

"Supplies!" (Suprise!)


hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. enough of laughing at chinese la, we're chinese after all, just that we dont supplies people...oops.