Cheryl Greedy Showing Her Stuff

You see it here first hand. This hasn't reach any of those rubbish tabloid newspaper yet but it soon will and there'll be a HUGE commotion as to why it happened. Apparently, Ashley Cole's wife, Cheryl Greedy Tweedy did a Britney Spears by not wearing anything and...SNAPPED

HERE'S THE LINK

I hope you get the joke. Look at thread title, then look at the picture. Compare and contrast. It's funny, trust me. :D

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Players were banned for between two and 12 months for their various parts in the disturbance.

Former Southampton forward Agustin Delgado, who has played in two World Cups for Ecuador, was banned for a year for his role.

Subsequently, Delgado apologised for taking part in the melee in which he was filmed kicking and punching opponents.

The player claimed he was provoked by opponents who he said targeted his injured leg.

The flare-up occurred in LDU's 1-1 draw at home to Barcelona, with the latter team suffering injuries to four players as a result of the brawl.

Poster For The Next Japanese Horror Movie

You thought you'll only see or hear this sort of stuff when you watch some slapstick movies. Apparently...


Teacher Photocopies Boy's Face

A boy suffered a serious eye infection after a teacher photocopied his head for a 'light and dark' school project.

Five-year-old Luke Wilson had a headache and red and itchy eyes when he went home, but his parents put it down to tiredness.

When the problems persisted the next day, his father Tony asked if anything had happened at school and Luke recounted the incident.

I don't know about you but I can't stop laughing once I saw that picture. Hahahahaha

The 1.8 Million Vibrator....

Rumour of the Day:

'English soccer ace David Beckham has spent a staggering $1.8 million on the world's most expensive sex toy as a present for his pregnant wife Victoria. The platinum vibrator, with a 10-carat diamond encrusted base linked to a 16-carat diamond necklace, is one of only 10 in the world - and was created by London strip-club owner Peter Stringfellow'

One enjoys spending lucres. The other enjoys..... *cough*. Well done.

3 Places For Champions League Then...

Platini Elected UEFA President

Michel Platini celebrated being voted in as the new UEFA president and then announced he will push ahead with controversial changes to the Champions League.

Platini, who won a tough contest against incumbent Lennart Johansson, will present proposals in April which from 2009-10 would limit the number of clubs in Europe's elite competition to three from any one country.

The Football Association and Premier League are expected to go to work to try and persuade Platini to maintain the status quo which allows England, Spain and Italy to have four clubs qualify.

Platini said: "The new format of the Champions League is for 2009.

"I talked about finding a better equilibrium for the number of clubs and that's for 2009-10.

"The final decision will be (by UEFA's executive committee) in April so we have a few months still to see which way we will go, but I would like a better equilibrium, it is very close to my heart."


Drogballs: First of all, I'm a fan of this man. He's a great player and I have a lot of respect for him. I even think he should run for FIFA presidency and kick that Sepp Bladder(sp) off his arse and I'm sure he'll bring changes to the game because he truly loves the game.

But now look at the new format he's going to introduce to the Champions League presumably in 2009. 3 teams from all major leagues including our own English Premiership, Italian Serie A and Spanish La Liga. Although he wants the competition to stay 'true' to it's name as a league for the Champions, what he's doing is systemically marginalising teams and might even widen the gap between the top 2/3 teams and the rest of the teams in their respective league.

Think about this. Teams competing in the Champions League will get major TV rights while the rest languished in second rated UEFA Cup or what have you. They get perhaps 10 or more so million into their coffers and gets stronger with new recruits in every season.

The rest of the league struggle to compete in terms of financial strength. And every season will just be like going through motion. You could already tell who the teams are to compete for that 3 places and what's the rest going to play for? Already with 4 places, the predictability is there and we all know which 4 teams are going through (if nothing goes wrong, of course).

He might have a point that it'll increase the level of competitiveness in the league. But I believe that it'll only increase the level of competitiveness at the top of the table perhaps top 5 or 6 teams. Other teams will either be fighting for survival or, languishing with mediocrity.

Teams like Everton (not like I care), Spurs, Bolton and Portsmouth will feel hard done with. When they actually thought they could push for fourth and qualify for the Champions League, now they'll feel like standing in front of a close shop with barricades around it. And all these years of building and fighting might make them feel as if all the efforts have gone down the drain.

Another concern would be the way the G14 will react. They're a group formed by Europe's 14 most influential clubs and will they threaten to break away? If they do, what will the Champions League be like? And will this group of renegades form a so called European Super League?

It's certainly an intriguing episode yet again that could change the face of football. I believe this change in system is a significant one and how football will develop will probably base on how well the plan is implemented and received by the football clubs.

How's That?

As you can see, above you is the newly designed Red Cauldron banner. Took me around 3 hours to do it and basically, that's the rough draft of it. As a noob of Photoshop CS, this is perhaps the best I could do and might need help from my friend.

Alright, comments? Do you miss Crouchie's funny face or Carra's smiling face? I need to hear from you!

YESSSSSSS!!!

It made my day!

Salif Diao has brought his Liverpool career to an end and signed for Stoke City until the end of the season.

The Senegal midfielder has spent the last three months on loan at the Britannia Stadium and has now agreed to stay with the Championship outfit for the rest of the campaign.

"We have had a nervous few weeks waiting to get the paperwork sorted out to get Salif here," said boss Tony Pulis.

"But we are very relived to finally get him here on a permanent basis. You only have to look at the amount of points we gathered while he was here to see what an important player he is to this football club."

Diao signed for Liverpool in the summer of 2002 and went on to make 59 appearances for the Reds, scoring three goals.

The one who doesn't want to leave Liverpool because of MONEY is going to leave after leeching and plundering the club for the past who knows how long. He has not been playing even for the reserves or allocated any squad number due to his greediness and you know what, I won't be doing any sort of a tribute post for him like the one I did for Warnock. I've got better things to do!

Three cheers for DIAO!

The 3rd Eye

Basically, it's part of the Soccer AM show in England which spots candid moments on and off the pitch. They do it on Nokia Football Crazy here in Asia but this one is a compilation of all the wacky moments.

Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures

Spy Plane Spotted Above United's Carrington Training Ground

MYSTERY last night surrounded the whereabouts of aerial footage taken of Manchester United stars in top-secret training sessions.

It remained unclear who authorised the filming in a specially converted Cessna light aircraft and whether the material is destined for this country or abroad.

The covert clips of players such as Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo working on tactics, formation, free kicks and penalties during the astonishing spying mission could be invaluable to rival clubs.

I personally think Chelsea is involve in this. Only they have the money to buy a plane and set them off for spying and reconnaissance missions. Further more, United are pipping them to the Premiership title and they are not happy with it.

So, punishment for them! An deduct their points! FA DO SOMETHING!





Of course I'm just kidding.

If There's A Song For Footballers...

From Football365:

* Money Money Money - Lucash Neill

* I Shall Scream - Arjen Robben.

* Boy For Sale - Gareth Bale.

* That's Your Funeral - Lucas 'Please Sir, can I have some more (money)?' Neill.

* Where Is Love? - El-Hadji Diouf.

* You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two - Glen Johnson.

* It's A Fine Life - Each and every footballer.

* I'd Do Anything - Ashley Cole.

* Be Back Soon - Watford.

* My Name - Zurab Khizanishvili.

* As Long As He Needs Me - Teddy Sheringham.

* Who Will Buy? - James Beattie.

* Reviewing The Situation - Roman Abramovich.

* Food Glorious Food - Frank Lampard.

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