Showing posts with label Footballers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Footballers. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Overly Excited? Or Just Tongue Tied?

Well, there has been an raging debate and discussions on commentators and acquaintances who pronounced footballer's name in a strange way. We've been through it once before, with David Pleat ending up the winner of all.

Here's a list of footballers who had their names mispronounced and ending up sound like buffoons:

Yossi Benayoun - Benny Yossayoun
Sissoko - Skissoko, Sissosko
Zinedine Zidane - Zinedan Zidou
Youri Djorkaeff - Yuri Jerkoff
Jon-Dahl Tommason - Thomas Dahl
Pascal Chimbonda - Shimbomba (Pleat TM)
Mido - Meedoo
Berbatov - Bervatob, Berbov
Teemu Tainio - Teemootinnyarnioo
DaMarcus Beasley - Marcus De Beasley
Patrick Vieira - Patrick Vieri
Thierry Henry - Terry Henree
Del Piero - Pel Pee-ree-ooh
Cannavaro - Cavanro
Jenas - Jaynus
Reyes - Rays
Djourou - Doo-roy, Hoyte
Kenny Cunningham - Cunny Kenningham
Ryan Giggs - Brian Riggs
Petr Cech - Petra
Muzzy Izzet - Izzy Muzzet
Ugo Ehiogu - Ego Uhiogu
Hahnemann - Heffernan
Kevin Keegan - Keggy Keegle

Have a giggle...

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Prison Break Lookalikes

I've been hooked on Prison Break lately and I can't help but look at those people in it and laugh at myself how familiar they look. I know, it's not healthy to look at so many guys but hey, I watch football week in, week out as well.

So as I was watching, off my mind I thought of a few characters in Prison Break that looks like real life footballers. You'll be amazed how uncanny they look..


Michael Scofield & ManYoo's Alan Smith

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Fernando Sucre & Olivier Dacourt


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T-Bag & Franck Ribery + Gary Neville (seems like an imbreeding :p)

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Sergeant Bellick & former Liverpool player, Steve McMahon!

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Agent Mahone & Former Argentinian coach José Pekerman

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Really scary, eh? Anyway if you have more ideas, do post it up to me or mail me. :)

Monday, April 09, 2007

Long Lost Brothers Of Football

Sometimes you watch football and you've got to wonder whether they're long lost brothers or somewhat. They look almost the same or maybe has the same face features. Here are some examples:

CRonaldo = Mikel Arteta = Cesc Fabregas


Chris Coleman = Milan Baros = Javier Saviola = Michael Pena (non footballer)

Was watching 'Shooter' over the weekend and I thought they all looked pretty similar!




Do come up with a suggestion if you feel like. Just drop a comment or mail me.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Premiership's Overrated XI

Was reading through CaughtOffside and came across this article on Premiership's Most Overrated XI. Well, everyone have their own opinions and views so I'll let you have a look at my team of overrated and overpaid footballers.

Goalkeeper: Paul Robinson (Tottenham)

It's hard to pick an overrated goalkeeper as they are only 20 or so of them to pick from but I think Robbo is the clear winner here.

I'm not implying that Spurs are a big team but one would expect their goalkeeper to be a wee bit better. Perhaps he was a few seasons ago but has now gone down the road as one of those who promised so much, shown so little.

Cringe to think that he's a vice captain of Spurs. I just can't see him setting any sort of example and certainly don't inspire confidence eh? England's number one? It's probably down to the lack of backbone from the England management team rather than him being good.


Right Back: Pascal Chimbonda (Tottenham)

I don't get the media hype that surrounds this man. He's had a wonderful season with Wigan last season but he definitely didn't perform up to par this time round at Spurs. Perhaps it's a step too big for the Frenchman. He's good going forward but seemed like a suspect when it comes to defending. Well, what can you say when you're a defender and you can't defend well?


Left Back: John Arne Riise (Liverpool)

I know, you must be fuming now. 'HEY WTF YOU THINK YOU'RE WRITING, MAN!'. As a Liverpool fan, blinkered or not, could tell that Riise is not as good as what we made him to be all these years, ESPECIALLY at the left back slot.

He have been a great servant to the club and is perhaps, one of the first few names on Rafa Benitez's team sheet but honestly, other than his rocket shots and look-a-like-ability with Wayne Rooney, he's really not THAT good. He's not fast, can't take on defenders and always commits into tackle too soon. Makes him a rather bad defender to be honest....


Centre Back: Matthew Upson (West Ham)

Pfft, 7.5 million GBP. You must be havin' a laugh! Decent but honestly can't see what's the deal with him anyway.


Centre Back: Philippe Senderos (Arsenal)

I'm at a loss, whether to put Senderos or Bramble. But whatever it is, they both equally lost in certain football matches. For the Swiss, the mere mention of the name 'Drogba' certainly gives him a rightful trauma.

Slow and clumsy. Even now Arsene is struggling to decide a position for him to play. Might turn out to be more of a liability rather than asset. But he's still young....as the Arsenal fans says....


Right Midfield: Shaun Wright-Phillips (Chelsea)

The price and expectations makes him overrated to a certain extent. He can be good on his days but he just looked like a kid lost in the playground too many times and the touted replacement for Beckham should not be found anywhere near the England squad.

Left Midfield: Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough)

One good season and is hailed like the saviour of English football and the answer to their left wing problem, this winger is constantly called up for the national team perhaps due to McClaren's position as the national coach. Can't beat a man and can't cross to save his life, a few good goals score does redeem his ailing reputation a bit.


Centre Midfield: Jermaine Jenas & Michael Carrick (Tottenham / Man United)

This two players will walk into any overrated XI with no trouble. Because they truly are! Both are sort of like the invisible man on the pitch while one cost a grand total of almost 20 million! They don't really do much, score a few goals here and there and that's about it.

England squad beckons anyway....


Striker: Jeremie Aliadiere (Arsenal)

Can't believe till now, he's still at Arsenal. How? I don't know. Perhaps back in their undefeated season, he was touted to be the new Henry. Well, perhaps, in Arsene they trust.......


Striker: Emile Heskey (Wigan)

Really, do I have to say more? Thankfully he's never going to be called up for England squad again....Oh hang on, he might! His goal scoring record speaks for itself and the amount of quids spent on this man (Liverpool, 11million, pffft!) is enough to make him the mainstay in ALL major overrated XI.


Subs: Chris Kirkland (Wigan), Jose Reina (Liverpool), Stephen Carr (Newcastle), Emmanuel Eboue (Arsenal), Paulo Ferreira (Chelsea), Titus Bramble (Newcastle), Kieran Richardson (Man Utd), Michael Ballack (Chelsea), Juan Angel (Aston Villa), Ashley Young (Aston Villa), Bobby Zamora (West Ham)


Agree with me or not? You have something to say? You're angry at me for mentioning your favourite player? Drop me a comment on what you think. I'm sure we'll have a cracking time discussing this! Fun time!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

England's Footballers In Their Youthful Days

Scholes...Beckham...Owen... You name it.



I'm in awe of that Michael Owen goal near the end of the clip. Wow.