The Peter Crouch Story

Peter Crouch required stitches and was stretched off the field on Saturday's win over Sheffield United. He is said to have a nose injury and could miss the important clash against Man United. However, the incident is more than meets the eye....


Peter Crouch's account: Oh, I saw the corner coming in and it was near the goal post! But I ran so fast that I went head on with the crossbar!


Of course it's not true. He's not that tall and I think I shouldn't laugh at his injury. Get well soon, Two Metre Peter!

"I Nearly Swerve Off The Road"

It's always bad to laugh at an unfortunate event. But Cashley Cole's injury taught us that karma is always ready to strike and when it strikes, it's gonna be a good long 6-8 months.



















hahahaha!

Lightning Quick Karma Strikes

No, not taken from some Star Wars fan fiction or anything.

West Ham, whose debutant Lucas Neill lasted 49 minutes before being replaced injured.

Must be all the weight of his wallet. It must be really heavy. Come on, let's all laugh at Neill!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!

Either F365 Mediawatch Is Cursed Or....

How Quickly Things Change

Story posted on F365 at 7.35am October 27: 'Roeder Backing Dyer To Shine'.

Story posted on F365 at 9.11am October 27: 'Roeder Hopes Dyer Is Free Of Injury'.

What are the chances Dyer has been ruled out before you get to this bit of the page?

Newcastle midfielder Kieron Dyer's injury jinx has struck once again after a freak training ground accident ruled him out for at least two weeks.

The 27-year-old, who returned to action as a substitute in Wednesday's 3-0 Carling Cup victory over Portsmouth after six months on the sidelines, damaged his left eye in training on Friday morning.

He was taken straight to see a specialist and has been told to stay out of contact training for a fortnight.


God, how unlucky is he?

Most Shocking News Of The Season So Far....

Middlesbrough defender Jonathan Woodgate is undergoing treatment after picking up an injury in training.

The 26-year-old, currently on loan to his home-town club from Real Madrid, is understood to have been under the care of the club's medics for the last couple of days.

Boro were not commenting on the situation amid reports Woodgate will be sidelined for up to three weeks by a groin problem.

However, it is understood the injury could involve his thigh.

As shocking as Lampard hitting his shots into row Z or Titus Bramble playing as a defender.

Sorry.