We used to have a French manager named Gerard Houllier and we all remembered his 'turning of corners' etc.
Then you have Arsene Wenger who...uhm never seemed to be able to see anything..
But the master of all is of course Raymond 'I look at stars' Domenech..
"I was disappointed with the ball boys for slowing down the game. They may have been educated in that"
Well done. The quote is in my little handbook which I might be using if I ever lose a game on my Football Manager 2007. Another of my excuses would be 'the little red dots won't respond when the ball is nearer to them. I don't know why.'