Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures

Spy Plane Spotted Above United's Carrington Training Ground

MYSTERY last night surrounded the whereabouts of aerial footage taken of Manchester United stars in top-secret training sessions.

It remained unclear who authorised the filming in a specially converted Cessna light aircraft and whether the material is destined for this country or abroad.

The covert clips of players such as Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo working on tactics, formation, free kicks and penalties during the astonishing spying mission could be invaluable to rival clubs.

I personally think Chelsea is involve in this. Only they have the money to buy a plane and set them off for spying and reconnaissance missions. Further more, United are pipping them to the Premiership title and they are not happy with it.

So, punishment for them! An deduct their points! FA DO SOMETHING!





Of course I'm just kidding.