* Money Money Money - Lucash Neill
* I Shall Scream - Arjen Robben.
* Boy For Sale - Gareth Bale.
* That's Your Funeral - Lucas 'Please Sir, can I have some more (money)?' Neill.
* Where Is Love? - El-Hadji Diouf.
* You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two - Glen Johnson.
* It's A Fine Life - Each and every footballer.
* I'd Do Anything - Ashley Cole.
* Be Back Soon - Watford.
* My Name - Zurab Khizanishvili.
* As Long As He Needs Me - Teddy Sheringham.
* Who Will Buy? - James Beattie.
* Reviewing The Situation - Roman Abramovich.
* Food Glorious Food - Frank Lampard.