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Liverpool close to £156m takeover
By Mihir Bose
BBC sports editor

Liverpool Liverpool are on the verge of agreeing a £156m takeover by the investment arm of Dubai's government.

The club's board of directors will discuss the final proposals by the Dubai International Capital Group at a meeting on Tuesday.

The deal, which will net chairman David Moyes more than £75m, is close to bring completed, but is not expected to be finalised until next week.

Moyes, who owns 51.6% of the club, made an initial investment of around £10m.

Please, don't mix up our chairman with that blueshite gollum. MY PRECIOUSSSSS!