Monday, August 21, 2006

How Frank Lampard Works....

So, how many goals did Lamps scored through deflections alreday? Yesterday, he scored another against Man City and you have to wonder why on earth didn't he score during the World Cup despite having a grand total of 24 shots on goal. Let me teach you how to 'stop' Frank Lampard:

Tip #1: Don't EVEN mark him. He'll disappear himself.

Tip #2: If you see he's about to pull the trigger, GET OUT OF THE WAY! He'll most likely smack it against you body.

Tip #3: Offer him some pies.

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