Friday, May 19, 2006

Stupid Japanese Video, TH14 Staying And More...

Funny & Saddistic Jap Video
This video actually reminds me of the days we played the 'number game' in school and in chalets. Each person will have to guess a number and someone will have to think of a number. If you correctly guessed the number, you're in luck! I remembered we had punishment like chewing a leaf for 15secs, drinking down a soup mixed with various stuff during a steam boat. It's fun when you're the spectator but it sucked when you're the one getting punished. Anyway below is a video featuring a few Japanese guys and an American baseball player.

Quite sick, but entertaining though. by the way what are all those people around them doing. They seemed oblivious of what's happening.

Good News Arsenal Fan! Thierry Henry Stays At Arsenal
After months and months of tiring speculation about his future, the king of Ashburton Grove has finally spoken and his desire to stay with the North London club. He's at fault actually, for keeping really quiet and keeping everyone else in the dark. It's selfish, but ah well, I've expected that all along. Although the Champions League is not going to London, but he'll still be a proud captain, leading Arsenal out for their first match at the Emirates stadium. He's already a legend at the club and by leaving Arsenal this time will make it less memorable. So by staying for a season or two more, it has already cement his place as the greatest of all Arsenal players. Good on ya Thierry. Just hope that Stevie G don't do too many backpass to you.

Funny Transcripts Between Customers & Operators (MUST READ!)

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar
the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote
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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen,
you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".

Drogballs: LOL.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

fyi its a kickboxer named Ernesto Hoost not a baseball player.anyways good blog