Friday, April 21, 2006

Captain Obvious, Return of the Squirrel

Okay what about me. Went study + dinner with Alina den to icekimo to literally chill there and look at japoonese fashion magazines. Nothing else! But that dirty joke you told me......don't friend you already la! tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk! (*self-righteous look*)

Every Season, Same Story

Not content with annoying Liverpool over Stevie G, Real Madrid are now set to wind up Arsenal over Thierry H. With Henry's new contract at Arsenal still unsigned, a 'Real source' (although possibly not a real source) told The Sun "the door is open with Henry and that is why we are trying to persuade him." You'll see the same story again next year, same time, same players. If Henry really signs a contract with Arsenal, nevermind. It'll still happen. That I can bet with you!

9 Balls to Liverpool?
Thinking who's 9 balls right! Okay its Giuly. His chinese translation is "jiu li" 9 balls that is. ok lame. Okay anyway The Daily Mirror says Benitez is keen on a move for French midfielder Ludovic Giuly. Now we know what you're thinking - 'he's not Spanish' - but presumably as he's been playing for Barcelona, Rafa's willing to overlook that shortcoming.

Out? NO!
'Liam Ridgewell does not want to be part of the worst Aston Villa team to play in the Premiership.'

Sorry son, you can't leave now.HAHA!

Question of the Day
Does anyone else find it ironic that Sam Allardyce has hugely impressed the England selectors with his 'dietary expertise' at Bolton?

Talking JJ
Jermaine Jenas: I want it all, I want it all! Why not?!

Drogballs: Because you're not very good?

England's World Cup song Fracas
The new song from Embrace for the World Cup is coming out. And now we know why they can't win the WC. Below's the lyrics:
'With the world at your feet/ There's no one you can beat.'

Drogballs: Yeah not even Trinidad & Tobago!

Last but not Least...
'What's the difference between the squirrel and Spurs?

The squirrel has Champions League experience.'

CRACKS ME UP HAHA . ok its a massive update. So i'll be gone now good night people!

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