Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Don't You Wish You Girlfriend Could Dance Like Crouch?


Djibril Cisse agreed a move to Marseille following talks with the French club. The Marseille president Pape Diouf travelled to Merseyside to open negotiations with Liverpool. Liverpool's chief executive Rick Parry yesterday returned from a fortnight's holiday in the Caribbean and his first task will be to have talks with Diouf over the France international forward's future.

Diouf will seek to persuade Parry to accept a loan move for Cisse with an option to purchase the player at a later date. However, Parry is likely to hold out for a £7m transfer in the knowledge that Marseille are highly capable of raising funds through the sale of the France international winger Franck Ribery to Manchester United, Arsenal or Lyon.

Parry may even raise the suggestion of an exchange deal, though Diouf, who values Ribery at £25m, will undoubtedly resist. Lyon had considered an approach for Cisse but they would want to take the player only on loan. Meanwhile Claudio Ranieri's talks with Marseille over his becoming the next manager at the Stade Velodrome appeared close to collapse last night as the club feared the Italian's financial demands would be too great.

Massive Pictorial Updates On Crouch And DoTheCrouch:

So, the 'Do The Crouch' craze have hit England and some parts of the world eh. His robotic dance has now become a new trend, just like last season when everyone is 'Doing The Dudek'. Yesterday, I flicked on SportsCentre and saw them showing various people doing the Crouch, kids and old men alike. And lot's of photoshopped pictures are being posted to 'hail' the coming of the tall one. Haha I have a little collection and would love to post it up here! So here they are... [CLICK FOR BIGGER VIEW]

The giant, scaling greater heights this World Cup!

Uhm, not that tall!

This is my favourite! Transformer + Crouch hahaha.

He made Keane and Rio looked dumb. FACT.

Let's do it!

Thanks to for those photoshopped pictures. Haha brilliant. Yeah and you got that right, there are 2 websites set up just for Crouchmania fans.



More later!

1 comment:

wodge said...

Love the photos! Seems to be spreading across t'interweb like wildfire.
There's another track that's been recorded for this dance at this site. It sounds pretty good!