Monday, May 08, 2006

2 Updates In 2 Hours, How Obsessed Am I?


Your French Name is:

Neville Pillon
What's Your French Name?

Oh God! Why a Neville! NOOOOOOO. Makes me sound so gay HAHA.

England Provisional World Cup Squad Named: Walcott, Lennon In. Defoe, Wright-Phillips Out.

Absolutely mental! Sven has named the 23 men England provisional squad for the upcoming World Cup and its shocking. Theo Walcott, a 17 YEAR OLD striker who has never played a single Premiership game has been called into the national team. Wow, Sven, what on earth are you thinking? You're bringing England to the World bloody Cup! Not some Olympic football exhibition! Well, Aaron Lennon on the other hand, fully deserve the call-up and I think he'll be a bright spark in the WC.

Shaun Wright-Phillips? Aww joined Chelsea for further "challenge". Yeah now the challenge of sitting on the Chelsea bench has cost him his air ticket to Germany. Good luck son. Better get out of the scums, or you'll drown with them together.

Jermaine Jenas + Owen Hargreaves = Quite Shit. This is just to highlight how thin England squad actually is. If anything happens to Lumpard or Gerrard, there you go, they'll be in the first XI.

England 23:
Goalkeeper: Robinson (Tottenham), James (Manchester City), Green (Norwich)

Defenders: G Neville (Manchester United), R Ferdinand (Manchester United), Terry (Chelsea), A Cole (Arsenal), Campbell (Arsenal), Carragher (Liverpool), Bridge (Chelsea)

Midfielders: Beckham (Real Madrid), Carrick (Tottenham), Lampard (Chelsea), Gerrard (Liverpool), Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Jenas (Totenham), Downing (Middlesbrough), J Cole (Chelsea), Lennon (Tottenham)

Strikers: Rooney (Manchester United), Owen (Newcastle), Crouch (Liverpool), Walcott (Arsenal).

Move Of The Week: Andreas Johansson (Wigan)

You wonder what's this about isn't it. This was the incident I'm talking about. Wigan made a substitution along with Arsenal. Wigan brought on Johansson and Arse brought on Ljungberg. Wigan is defending a corner. Then Johansson, without even touching the ball, dragged Ljungberg down in the box and as a last man, he's off. 7 seconds is all he took!

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