Breaking News: Last Fixture Of The Premiership This Season

Match On Despite Food Poisoning

West Ham vs Tottenham match to go ahead despite SEVEN Tottenham players down with food poisoning. Tottenham requested a change of date, but apparently it got rejected and therefore, Tottenham will be without several key players. I'm currently unable to pin-point who this 7 players are, but good lordy, a real lucky day for Arsenal! Even if the food poisoning didn't happen, I'm not really optimistic about Tottenham's chance of finishing 4th because they're playing West Ham away, which is never an easy place to go, while Arsenal playing their last home game in Highbury against a bit-part Wigan. whom I think, will get their butts kicked. So watch this space, Arsenal will get 4th.

Van Nistelrooy Walks Out Of Old-Toilet After Being Dropped
Bad news ManYoo fan. Your top scorer has walked out of the stadium and already half-way out of the club. Apparently, he's dropped for the game at home against Charlton and angrily walked out of the ground. The last news I heard was Saha will be dropped as well and make way for Giuseppe Rossi and Ole Gunnar Solksjaer in the strikers position.

Portsmouth vs Liverpool: Preview
Harry Kewell will return to the Liverpool side for today's final Premiership clash with Portsmouth at Fratton Park and Jerzy Dudek will deputise for Pepe Reina in goal.
The Reds still harbour hopes of clinching 2nd spot from Manchester United and Rafa has named a strong side that sees Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko and Harry Kewell line up in midfield.

Liverpool - Dudek, Riise, Finnan, Carragher, Hyypia, Kewell, Gerrard, Alonso, Sissoko, Morientes, Fowler. Subs - Reina, Traore, Cisse, Crouch, Kromkamp